Tales From The Cryptkeeper
Season 2, Episode 04
The Weeping Woman
"What do you get when you cross a witch with an igloo? A cold spell!"
The Cryptkeeper's evening at the opera is interrupted by the Old Witch, and they exchange a little "witty" banter before Crypty begins tonight's terror tale.
Camille and Mildred, a pair of intrepid young ghost hunters, have recently retired so that Mildred can pursue her dream of collecting teddy bears. Seriously. While on a road trip, they suffer car problems during a thunderstorm, and are forced to take shelter in a spooky old manse at the top of a hill. Nothing bad can come from that, right?
That night they are visited by the angry specter of a woman, and despite their retirement, Camille and Mildred have to figure out a way to help the spirit find peace and be laid to rest.
This is an extremely slow episode, and the story is mediocre at best. Anyone who is the least bit familiar with ghost stories will figure out exactly how the episode ends long before it actually does. It's kind of like Mama for kindergartners. Only much more tiresome, tedious, and snooze-inducing.