- How do you kiss James Aldrich? (Start off with buying him a drink.)
- Ouija boards in Avon Lake, Ohio Walmart
- Sleeps in the buff
- 8 maids-a-milking nude (Someone's in the XXXmas spirit)
- Defiler of daughters
- Logo of American Society of Master Dental Proctologists (Don't let this guy sit on your lap!)
- Guy with a small penis gets stripped naked
- Necrophilia goes both ways (I'm not even sure what this means...)
- A creature monster fuck me sex
- Ass fucked in the cemetery with monster zombie
- Barenaked headless babes (I was with you until headless)
- Halloween or Friday the 13th episode shows girls lying under tree with big tits
- Superman masturbating
- Gay seduction of Aquaman (I'm considering getting tee-shirts printed with this phrase)
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Far, far away.