Saturday, March 26, 2011

Frogs (1972)

Frogs

Written by Robert Hutchinson & Robert Blees
Directed by George McCowan

Picket Smith...Sam Elliot
Karen Crockett...Joan Van Ark
Jason Crockett...Ray Milland

The private island owned by wealthy, wheelchair-bound industrialist Jason Crockett is being overrun with creatures of all shapes and sizes.  Beyond the titular frogs, there is also a proliferation of lizards, spiders, snakes, and all manner of creepy-crawlies under the sun.  With the entire Crockett family in attendance for an annual Fourth of July celebration, all of whom are filled with contempt and complaint regarding the animal kingdom, Jason attempts to murderize the unwanted guests using pesticides, poisons, and fire arms...anything that he can get his paws on.


Enter Picket Smith, a freelance ecology photographer, who becomes an unexpected houseguest at the Crockett estate following an accident that capsizes his green-minded canoe.  When the island's animals become more and more aggressive, and one dead body turns up, and then two, Smith theorizes that nature is tired of being kicked around by Jason Crockett and his ilk.  That is to say, Gaia is mad as hell, and she's not going to take it anymore!


Nature Strikes Back is a peculiar sub-genre of the horror film.  They don't really seem to come in cycles, at least not so often as other sub-genres (slashers, vampires, etc)...they just seem to crop up from time to time, then vanish back into the woodwork.  When done well, they can be quite good (Alfred Hitchcock's The Birds), and when done poorly they can run from ridiculous (Night of the Lepus, anyone?) to enjoyable cheese (Slugs or Squirm, for instance).  Unfortunately, much of the time they turn out like Frogs:  just plain boring.  At least to me.

I should have known what I was getting into during the opening credits.  Not every film has to jump right into the action, but this was the most mind-numbingly dull first five minutes in my memory.  Have you ever watched someone take photographs for five full minutes?  It's far from exciting.  You may as well be watching paint dry.


And that's pretty much the way I felt through a large chunk of this movie.  It was slow moving, and padded liberally with shots of bullfrogs just...being bullfrogs.  It felt like I was watching a National Geographic documentary with the informative narration turned off.

I would have rather watched it with the picture turned off.


1972
Rated PG
91 Minutes
Color
English
United States

"The frogs are thinking now.  The snails are planning strategy."
--J/Metro

4 comments:

  1. Movie Snob: You're right! It's so deliciously bad. The best part of the movie actually comes at the end of the closing credits, when an animated frog leaps onto the screen and slurps up a human arm that is hanging out of its mouth...much like the poster. A hell of an ending for a dreadful film!

    --J/Metro

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  2. Frogs was a great movie - there was even a short story (that may have been connected, though I can't be sure) that connected Tsathoggua to such an event.

    William Girdler kind of took this sub-genre with him when he died. His stuff always seemed the cream of the "animal on the rampage" crop, though this movie and Squirm and a few others were right up there.

    The Frogs tagline sounds almost like a Ramones song...

    - Aaron

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  3. Ray Milland must have been desperate for the money.

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